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MONTSANT BESLLUM (2008)—Worth all two thousand pennies (even if THEY’RE worth...
Exasperated by small piles of change strewn over the floor by kids who equate coins with Lego and fling them everywhere, including the yard, my parents decided to school them about money. To understand...
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TOMMASI VALPOLICELLA (2010)—Well done, Tom
My Fellow Inebriates, Mum and I both feel fully justified having a glass of wine (or two) every single night my dad’s away on his corporate team-building week. After all, he’s getting paid to golf....
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PASO CREEK ZINFANDEL (2010)—Restoring you after, if not during, that playdate
My Fellow Inebriates, Miss P has a friend (A) over for a playdate, so we animals are mimicking that famous ET scene and playing statues. This might be overkill; at 6 years old, she and her friend would...
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HARVIESTOUN OLA DUBH—ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
My Fellow Inebriates, I was shattered when Christine left our house this morning. By which I mean, when I woke up hours after she’d gone and realized the fact, I felt betrayed. Not by Christine, who...
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SHOOFLY SHIRAZ (2010)—Call that koala off!
My Fellow Inebriates, Today the whole family’s out looking at our new headquarters, so naturally I’m wondering what I can get up to. But without thumbs it’s hard to get up to much. My fur hurts. And...
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WISER’S SPECIAL BLEND—Making Johnnie Walker its bitch
My Fellow Inebriates, As exhilaratingly nasty as our last whisky tasting was, LBHQ isn’t big enough for a substance as raunchy as JOHNNIE WALKER RED LABEL. Our tastebuds aren’t sure whether to bother...
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The Reverse Wine Snob—Recommend!
My Fellow Inebriates, Occasionally I am too drunk to write much, so here’s a shout-out to The Reverse Wine Snob. If you ever find yourself with less than $20 in your pocket (or g-string, if you’ve had...
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PHILLIPS SLIPSTREAM CREAM ALE—by the hundreds, please
My Fellow Inebriates, Who knows whether all elementary schools celebrate “100 Day,” but it’s a huge deal here. V’s class is an all-out party with cupcakes, party hats, and prizes. Meanwhile, P and her...
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Tequila Snap!
I know you’ve all been wondering what’s happened to me. I mean, what the hell? I used to post every day. And now it’s like, every five weeks. The answer, my fellow inebriates, is that a whole bunch of...
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INNIS & GUNN TOASTED OAK IPA—not just for me and my dad!
My Fellow Inebriates, Usually my dad and I get to bogart all the India Pale Ale that enters LBHQ. My mother’s marshmallow tastebuds can’t tolerate IPA’s “earwax and elastic band” topnotes and she has...
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